Pink Slip Rappers: 7 Rappers That Need To Lose Their Day Jobs

chucktaylor 15 Feb 2012 Urban Entertainment News

I thought this list would be a lot easier to do. It took me all day actually. A little break for food, sleep and some goodmusic to battle at the bad but I have been at this all day. I would find an artist that I thought had nothing to bring to the entertainment table. But after a few tracks, I was enjoying it surprisingly. It might have been the sampling in the production or I could agree with the ratchetness for once. I was looking for all bad music not for some standout tracks on a subpar release. That does not warrant ending someone’s career. I was looking for all aspects of their career being wrong. This goes especially for the horrendous lyrics. After a long ear bleeding listening to these artists’ recent material, I compiled this list. Some are obvious and other you will probably not agree with. That is fine.

Master P & Romeo

“Steve Jobs. My nigga gone. Good thing he made the fucking iPhone.” – Master P

“I had it up to here. You have no idear. Bullshit day. Call it diarrhea.” – Romeo

Let us just delete this father and son team quickly. Master P is a mogul many business men can look up to. He made bad motion pictures and awful graphic art for his albums. But he made millions of dollars. I am sure the both of them can live off the sales off 504 Boys t-shirts. The quality of the music, like the t-shirts, is gone though. A reunion of No Limit Records would be nice in a couple years though. I will e-mail the Rock The Bells staff now for you (No, I will not).

Soulja Boy

“I say stacks on deck. Rack. Do the Rack Daddy. Rack. Do the Rack Daddy.” – Soulja Boy

I know album sales is not supposed to define an artist. But it did for Soulja Boy’s sake. He has not been seen for quite some time and we wish he would just stop. He releases music too often like he is Curren$ y. Soulja Boy lacks the simple skill of being able to catch the beat. He is like a white guy trying to dance to the Wobble. The guy that turns his swag on like woman just cannot catch the beat. I am sure he will catch the hint from his fans soon enough. The fans do not exist anymore.

Nick Cannon

“Look at Gambino, Look at Drake. I fuck with the same shit they fuck with. Damn did I make a mistake?” – Nick Cannon

I liked Nick Cannon’s new comedy special. He started talking about Eminem then it got boring. He always plays the guilt trip. I liked some of Nick Cannon’s music too until he felt he had so many haters. No one cares about you, Nick. We just want your rap career to be over. You have other ventures that are quite successful. He needs to follow in his wife’s footsteps. She is doing diet commercials. I am sure he can rap in a McDonald’s commercial for a large sum of money. We just do not want to see it on our blogs or mixtape websites.

Lil’ B

“I be off Redbook fucking hoes. I am going to call you Connect 4 you got no holes.” – Lil’ B

He used to get post out the wazoo on the interwebs. The other members of The Pack were getting jealous even though they know that is a female trait. After that I’m Gay album, he has fallen off. We cannot be anymore happy that happened. I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone when people said they listen to his music. If his ex-girlfriend is not on the next season of Love & Hip Hop or something, his career is done.

Vado

“As I am sitting on this mailbox. Waiting for my bitch to leave the nail shop.” – Vado

HUH?! Yes, I said it. He is not the savior for New York Rap either. He is not what we need. He might want to intern with Bluroc. His music just does not have a central direction and does not know how to formulate a chorus. He might want to contact LMFAO if he wants to make a catchy hook. Instead we rather just quit the whole rap game in general. Get back on that Harlem block he was working. HUH?!

Lil’ Chuckee

“You ain’t saying shit. You just talk a lot. Put some bullets to my phone. Now I am calling shots.” – Lil Chuckee

Everyone is looking for a “Lil” to take Wayne’s place in Hip-Hop. He has already gone crazy with his fashion decisions lately so we might want to find a replacement soon. Lil’ Chuckee is not the artist for the job. I know you might be saying to yourself that he is too young to write off. It is better to write them off now before he gets his hopes up. If he is not good now, it will not get any better. We have seen an example of this in Lil’ Wayne. It all comes full circle.

Papoose

“You the type to sell a feind soap tell him it’s crack and run in the building. This nigga sold more soap than All My Children” – Papoose

He is not the king of New York. Fuck what his new mixtape says. You did not know he had a new mixtape out? Yeah, me either. DJ Kayslay is hosting it. Yeah, that should tell you a lot about the quality of tunes on there. He is a battle rapper from the past. Battle rappers will never succeed unless your name is B-Rabbit.